Monday, May 15th, 2006
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2:45 pm - Hmm
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I am not sitting at school reading smut with 5 guys working next to me.
Oh, who am I kidding, of course I am! *shifts the pc further away from everyone else in the room*
current mood:  geeky
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Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006
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11:46 pm - ^-^
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Smallville Clark Kent/Lex Luthor = OTP!!!
Really no doubt about it.
current mood:  calm
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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
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11:49 pm - Revived by the power of 01000010-day
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Iiiit's Binary Day. (Every day is Binary Day, of course. Don't skimp on the binary the other 364.25 days of the year.)
I can't believe we abandoned this lj for this long and only one person unfriended us. We love you guys! On the plus side, Missy now has a lot more practice with the English language. :D Reading makes our speaking English good, and vice versa.
So here's a 01000010-day fic, with the shortest intro to a new 'verse I've ever written.
Electric Avenger is a hero with electric powers.
Raptor is a villain.
Ethan is a guy. A mostly smart guy. He doesn't need much more introduction for this fic.
Title: Something for Everyone
Rating: G
Notes: Unbetaed. I wanted to post this while it was still Binary Day. Which it is for twelve more minutes according to my computer. :)
( Something for Everyone )
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Monday, June 6th, 2005
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8:13 pm - I solemnly swear...
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... that I will never post the first part of something unfinished in a (semi-)public place again. Ever.
In an attempt to recover from my last two-part fiasco, here's another Harem-piece. I wrote it for a challenge over at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) dribble_drabble, but I was a month late so I couldn't post it there. :P
Good things: it's short.
Bad things: To me it kinda shows all the things I need to get better on all wrapped up in one. I'm still pretty happy with it tho.
Bonuspoint if you can guess which line is from the challenge. :D
( Living With Savages )
current mood:  creative
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Thursday, May 5th, 2005
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8:04 pm - Note to self: never post half of an unfinished story again.
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Hey, look! It's part two of this baby! And here I thought it would take me months to finish it. … *coughs*, yes, anyway…
I just know I'm onto something when I stop every two sentences and think "… Musey is so going to see an innuendo in this." Speaking of which, if anyone have a better expression for Ilma's temperature-boosts than "heat strokes", PLEASE let me know! -.-
Title is currently stuck at the working title "First Night", which I think is my worst title to this day. To whoever set the rule that things must have titles: screw you and the monk who didn't teach your parents about the wonders of abstinence.
Like I've probably mentioned before, this 'verse is set in the future. However, you'll find things like microwaves and scissors because 1) I haven't worked much on the details of the 'verse yet and 2) I wouldn't be able to keep serious long enough to write "he put the dinner in the Ultra Zonkium Heatblaster Omegathingy" or "she pulled out a pair of LazrBeam Extra Accurate #4 Material Cutters".
About the references to Ilma's background: I'm working on a story about that. Basically, he comes from a less-than-civilized tribe that isolates itself completely from the rest of the world.
Story, now.
( Read more... )
current mood: accomplished
current music: Space Oddity - David Bowie
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Monday, March 14th, 2005
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2:45 pm - MWHAHAHAHA!
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 | You scored as Slash Fiction Pony. You are like Slash Fiction Pony
My Little Pony
Slash Fiction Pony
She’s fourteen years old and she loves sodomy!
My Little Pony
Slash Fiction Pony
She has no clue just how painful it’d be!
Slash Fiction Pony | | 100% | Hangover Pony | | 63% | Sour Milk Pony | | 54% | Mushy Head Pony | | 53% | Fiberglass Pony | | 47% | Razorblade Pony | | 34% | </td>
Which of My Little Ponies are you?
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current mood: amused
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Sunday, March 13th, 2005
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5:09 pm
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current mood: binary
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Sunday, March 6th, 2005
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11:51 pm - Teh awesome haiku!
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
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11:38 pm - Crappy WITCH-icons ahoy!
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Despite my complete lack of artistic skills, I just had to do *something* with the last W.I.T.C.H. theme mag. The theme was boys, and the subtext was heavy. Musey and I had much fun. :D
Anyway, I finally got around to making some icons. They suck. Really. I don't have a scanner, so I had to use my camera to digitalize the pics, and... well, I'm just no good at this. Especially when it comes to making pretty text. But there are icons, and they are slashy, and one way or another they *will* make Musey laugh, even if it is over how bad they are. I included the bases so that you can see what they looked like before I butchered them extra.
( Did I mention that they suck? Badly? )
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Monday, February 14th, 2005
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1:21 am - This is all Musey’s fault
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The plot bunnies have been making lots and lots of little magic non-mpreg-babies this weekend. (I have *one* female plot bunny and she would need fifteen uteruses to produce this lot – much like Legolas in some scary, scary fics I'm trying to forget.)
Title: I Put A Hex On You OMG the originality
Fandom: Harry Potter (My first ever)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Notes: I am aware of pretty much everything that's wrong about this fic, from style to characterization, but Musey says post it, so I post because it's Binaryday today.
( I Put A Hex On You )
current mood:  giggly
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Sunday, February 13th, 2005
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12:43 pm - The four houses of the Unnamed School for Hags and Fags
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Dragindor, Slasherin, Hug’n’grope and Hunkypoof.
Oh, and Musey and Missy are currently residing under the same roof. Metheorologists are all rejoicing as Hell has finally frozen over.
If you'll excuse us, the Cosmic Cousins have a show to do.
current mood:  devious
current music: We like da mooooooon
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Thursday, February 10th, 2005
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1:11 am - Pervyness
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Paste this code in your LiveJournal or Blog to insert the picture above:
Legolas is my fancy!
What's your fancy? Click here and tell the world!
Frodo's my fancy!
What's your fancy? Click here and tell the world!
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Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
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12:45 am
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Missy and me had out first try on AIM-roleplaying-fic writing today. Very very amusing! It's been a very long time since I co-wrote anything! The result is something that will probably never be shown to anyone who knows us tho. Still, very fun. ^-^
current mood: amused and sleepy
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Friday, January 14th, 2005
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2:18 pm - *throws rotten fruit at writer's block*
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Keep your shirt on, Musey, I'm writing! I just can't decide whether to start with the - *shudder* - new horror in town or the Cluedo. I need you to be online to throw popcorn at me and tell me to hurry up, and I need Alex to tell me whether he wants to be recruited as a slashet. Or, y'know, move into the Towers. ;)
~Missy~
P.S. I'm watching my first episode of Queer as Folk at the moment. My first, not the first, it's mid-season one, I think. I'm liking what I see from the POV of these inner personalities: the slasher, the TV-producer in spe, the script-writer (also in spe) and the "I'm so bored I could read mpreg"-personality. I rarely see the last one much, and so far I haven't given in, except for when reading deleterius.
D.S.
current mood: creative, or getting there anyway
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Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
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3:47 am - The light is on but nobody's home
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*chirp chirp*
Yeah, this place is really dead! But now that Missy's home with the broadband again maybe It'll liven up. I don't have much to say really, so I'll just leave you all with a little chibi slasher. She'll make sure Missy starts writing real soon.
current mood:  sleepy
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Sunday, December 12th, 2004
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7:51 pm
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( Meme: HP threesome )
current mood: amused
current music: Did you know that procrastination makes a sort of squeaky, annoying sound?
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Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
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11:54 pm - Late night joke time
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
ETA: Some space. -.-;;
current mood: amused
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11:13 pm - Much <3 for mean people. :P
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I was getting worried about whether my darling lovechild Inga was a Mary-Sue or not, so I put her up for bashing over at oc_analysis. I hereby declare my love for the people there. They poke her suspicious bits and make me have to look into her. I think she might be ready for me to embark on NaNoDec15toJan15Mo now.
Silly NaNoWriMo people for having this on the month before finals. Oh well, I'll do it during Christmas instead, and then maybe to NaNoEdMo next year. Or maybe not... wonder when all the evil stuff happens in Surrey. Maybe I can do a real NaNoWriMo then, if their schedules are different from here.
Watched the last episode of Firefly today. Much woe and some unfinished threads. :( Shame on you, Fox, for cancelling it.
~Missy~
current mood:  tired
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2:06 am
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Monday, December 6th, 2004
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11:31 pm - Of cookies and snapeyboot
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snapeybot: I was born in a proper Pureblooded household, an
elite Wizarding community.
You: yeah, yeah, I know.
snapeybot: Excellent.
You: does this mean I get a cookie then?
snapeybot: I appreciate this situation far more than you
realize..
You: What? Are you eating my cookie?!?
snapeybot: I see, hmmm....Never mind. My favorite play is
Hamlet, or perhaps Othello. Have you seen either?
You: no, did they invole any cookies?
Yay Snapeybot!
current mood:  hungry
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